toadprince:

toadprince:

Tumblr 3479 predictions

-Cyber-Tyrant Bezos XXXIIV Jr. buys the website and his thousand year dynasty finally goes bankrupt because of the website

-Biggest-Gaudiest-Patronuses eats an endangered poisonous alien worm on stream for $1,000,000,000,000 (inflated equivalent of $3) and dies immediately

-People are still commenting “K” on Trilllizard’s thousand year old comments even though he is long dead

-Fishingboatproceeds mysteriously becomes active again with selfies and everything but is later called out for being an alien shapeshifting hacker who factkins John Green

-75% of the website’s users die from not having the proper eye implants to comprehend memes deep fried into the 5th dimension

-Staff adds a new feature to make “DNA posts” and tumblr users start editing people’s DNA in Adobe Gene-Shop to 3D print disturbingly malformed versions of popular users and they’re called DNAPoops

-Popular user gets called out for posting “tentacle hurting goo” memes despite being from a species with joints in their limbs

-Human Anti-SJW blog deactivates after commenting “there are only two genders” on a post from an alien that comes from a species with 439 sexes

pellowtalk:

todayilearnedthat:

TIL that you can find love in the abandoned textile mill. It will be waiting for you at the abandoned textile mill. Look by the dusty looms, in the abandoned textile mill. You will find it there by the looms in the abandoned textile mill. You can find laughter in the abandoned textile mill. You can find joy there, in that abandoned textile mill.

via textile.mill

peripheralsun:

transparent possums :-)

garmbreak1:

siobhanblank:

Which pride flag is this?

snitch pride

builtfjordtuff:

sharplmages:

i dont play overwatch but congratulations on the lesbians

I don’t play overwatch but congratulations on the gay grandpa

worldsworstfather:

the only objectively good “art” is those whimsical pieces depicting animals wearing clothes and doing domestic tasks like little people

nikeypapi:

i let it fuck me up then i go to bed

gayku:

shirt arrived

helpercameron:

helpercameron:

helpercameron:

helpercameron:

Do any of you wanna see a picture I took of some extremely powerful items

Your fates are sealed

The Elixers

noyaboya:

scottish twitter strikes again

thyrell:

thyrell:

thyrell:

garrettauthor:

This made me so fucking angry I have to inflict it on all of you.

what’s the punchline here

wait